1.1 To facilitate usage, consolidation and development of the Landlord’s formal English writing skills. (Facetiousness)

1.2 To vet and cull residential applications by exposing high and low risk candidates alike to the prevailing administrative and executive paradigms of this establishment. (Ostentation-aggravated Conceit)

1.3 To gauge the English proficiency of applicants, while accentuating the significance of English as an instrument for efficacious intercourse. (How about a more religious and benign reference like Communion?)

1.4 To maintain law & order and promote peace & harmony amongst gnomes, Miss Gnomer, Smurfs, in-house residents and neighbours. (Implementing Australia’s Multicultural Policy – Prize for explaining the Tri-pun)